This is for Carrie, so she will leave me the hell alone. He is a fun, eccentric man.
Drinks a lot and kind of stinks but quite sexy nonetheless.
Every now and then, if you bribe him the right way, you can get him to take a bath (will not take showers).
If you don't mind the breathe and yellowish teeth, he is actually a very good kisser.
Sometimes a little too much slober but talk about passion, whoa!
I can let you borrow him every now and then if you would like.
He is getting a little antsy around here anyway, time for some change.
He doesn't really like being in one place for too long.
I hope that you can get some good use out of him.
Warning: sometimes talks with a slur, it may be difficult to understand what he is saying.
